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Thank you for your interest in our service and to take the chance to win an apartment in Paris.
Please read below our last press release to win an apartment in Paris.
A spacious apartment on the third floor of a 1900s building a few paces away from the Champs-Elysees.
The property is located at a few paces away from the Champs-Elysees.
On the third floor (with lift) of an early 1900s building, the apartment is laid out with 4 rooms in line(2 reception rooms and 2 bedrooms), each with a large French window (Southern exposure) and is very light and bright.
Reception rooms and main bedroom feature marble fireplaces, parquet wood floors and mouldings.
Bathrooms and kitchen would benefit from some modernization, but the apartment is altogether in fairly good condition.
This property represents a good investment opportunity considering the location and surface area offered.
Thank you and best regards,
STC Corp. - Happy Lottery
Dear France,
Thank you for your interest in Sexton James. Although I am flattered by your offer, I must, with a heavy heart, decline. Sexton James was born an American and Sexton James must die an American.
I have read between the lines of your letter and must admit some ill-will toward your attempt to once again ask America to save your country. Are your french men so unable to satisfy they're gorgeous fellow country-women in bed that you must now try to import Sexton James to love your entire female population over the edge of sexual ecstasy and into a new form of being that can only be described as "Sextonism?"
Shame, shame France! Sexton James CAN NOT just continent hop at the behest of foreign nations whenever they see fit! And, he CAN NOT sexualize entire countries just because their own male populace has not been adequately trained in the ways of love!
However, let it not be said that Sexton James turns a deaf ear to the pleas of love-starved females who are victims of their respective countries' sexual ineptitude. I, Sexton James, would like to offer a counter proposal.
Beginning immediately, I will start working at the highest levels to modify the U.S. Constitution to create a partnership between America and France. Said partnership shall work like this:
1. France shall export Sexual Goddesses to Sexton James.
2. Sexton James shall, in accordance with said new laws, eroticize and orgasmatize said Goddesses until their sexuality has become fully satisfied and chaffed.
3. Upon realization of Sextonization, Goddesses shall return to their county of origin and, under video surveillance by Sexton James, shall open franchise "Schools of Eroticization" and teach said skills to all who would learn.
I believe this to be a fair compromise and will work tirelessly to see it come to fruition. I will call the President of America and begin hammering out the details as soon as possible.
In closing, please don't worry, France. Sexton James is here to help you. Also, I will take it as a courtesy if all French Goddesses sent to Sexton James have been properly shaved under the arms.
Sincerely,
Sexton S. James Esq.
I will always keep you in my bed, France
AWESOME!
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